gummy bear + potassium chlorate
ROCK N ROLL
(via ohhheyitsnic)#ive done this #ive also seen someone get the KCl sprayed in their face #acid burn
i feel like this dress is sending a message but I’m not sure what it is
Yes cause snow! See!! And still snowing. But I have to go into work anyway so it doesn’t matter#reply #historics
*SINGS* GOVERNMENT SNOWDAY, GONNA GO SLEDDING, GONNA HAVE A TEA, GONNA NAP IN AND SNUGGLE WITH MY CAT….
….fuck I have to finish that experiment.
*gets slowly out of bed to go to work in the blizzard*#life of a scientist #fuck everything #it will only take like an hour #but then im already at work #snowday problems
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
(via archery-forever-and-ever)#omg this is adorable
yes congratulations to alex and serv yay 6 years strong bbs
BUT DON’T GET PREGNANT THIS ISN’T THE TIME FOR THE FRICK FRACK
(via diana-matheson)#ALEX MORGAN DO NOT GET PREGNANT I SWEAR TO THE SOCCER GODS DONT GET PREGNANT
13 Photos From Taiwan’s First Same-Sex Buddhist Marriage
Huang Mei-yu and Yu Ya-ting wed Saturday in a traditional Buddhist ceremony. Their union still isn’t recognized by the Taiwanese government, though support for gay marriage is mounting across Asia.
By Jessica Testa on Buzzfeed
Buddhist Master Shih Chao-hwei performed the ceremony, giving the women his full support: “I am certain you will lead a life of happiness together, especially after you have overcome so much difficulty and societal discrimination,” he said. “You have blessings not only from the Buddha, but also from those whom you may or may not know who are in attendance.”
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
As a pan ginger i can confirm all of this. also
D̶̟̮̞͍̮͙̲͆̽̐ͫͣ́O͓̫͈̖͕͎͖ͩ̋ͬ̃̒̒̅ͩ͘͘ ͧ̅̑̂͡҉̦̝̪͇̭͟N͖̖ͤ̒ͣ̓ͥͅO̺̫͎̜͊ͤ̊̑͘ͅT̹̤̪͎͎̝͊̃ͩ ̜̖̠͍͎̹͉̱̻̿̆ͩM͓̭̤͆͐̿̃̀ͫ̑͑͜͞Ę͈̦ͥ̍Dͮ͊͂̈ͯͩ͂ͧ҉̤͔̺̹D̛͚̦̠ͩ͡͡L̷͉̙͙̝̞ͥ̓͗͞E̶̡̐̑ͥ̾ͯ̅̽̓ͤ҉̟̱̪ ̛͙̖̪̟̠̏ͬ͊́͛ͯ̿͒͒́Iͣ͏̴̖̰̺͕̼N̗͖ͨ̂̈̅ͫ̽ ̡̞̖̰̞͊̇̐ͯ̂ͧ͌̌̎͡O̰͓̲̳̺̯͎͂ͧͤͬͮ͐͟U̞̬̹̻͉̇̑̀ͨR͚̺ͩ͑̍́͊ͫ͞ ͫ̈̆̀̏̈́̿͘͏̨͎͈̘̣͇̩̠̝̠À̼̬̜̳̻͎̞̜ͥF̵̟̓͡F̣̩͕̼͉̝ͮ̐͜͡A̗͍ͫͫ͗̈́͆̊̆͜͜I̲̺̠̙͔͉̺͎͛̍̒R̶̖̩̩̖̻͚̎͒ͦͪ̏̑͌̇ͅS̶̙̼̖̰ͨ̎͢ ͔̣̥̹̝̒͂͗̌͑̚͟M̢̛̘͚̹ͨͣ̆͌̑͟O͕̘̭̰̥̠̙͔ͨ͂͢R̡̟̼̘̜̩̹͈̤̿̈͗͋̉ͧ͛Ț̤̼̫̺̽̅͑̌̾̑̚A̶̯͖͎͙͖ͬ͂̓́ͩ͋ͭͩ͆ͅĻ̣̩̮͎̱̳͖͎̊͜S̸̵̮̯͛̌͘
(via lemasquerade)#DYING #I guess i'm an ambassador then #i dig it
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
(via diana-matheson)#HA! #wonderful
sore* u ain’t a bird betchBetch for all you know i can be!